Ray,IN Posted August 27, 2022 Report Share Posted August 27, 2022 (edited) Several days ago as I left a meeting at our church, I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets or purse. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly I realized, I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband, David, has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen. As I burst through the doors of the church, I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. Then I made the most difficult call of all, Honey,? I stammered. I always call him honey in times like these. I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen. There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard David's voice. "Betty" he barked, I dropped you off! Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, Well, come and get me. David retorted, I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car. Edited August 27, 2022 by Ray,IN Quote 2000 Winnebago Ultimate Freedom USQ40JD, ISC 8.3 Cummins 350, Spartan MM Chassis. USA IN 1SG retired;Good Sam Life member,FMCA ." And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you--ask what you can do for your country. John F. Kennedy 20 Jan 1961 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk W Posted August 27, 2022 Report Share Posted August 27, 2022 2 hours ago, Ray,IN said: My husband, David Ray, really? Are you coming out? Quote Good travelin !...............KirkFull-time 11+ years...... Now seasonal travelers.Kirk & Pam's Great RV Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickeieio Posted August 27, 2022 Report Share Posted August 27, 2022 Good catch Kirk. I've had that joke sent to me several times, and so didn't read it carefully. But you did. 😁 Quote KW T-680, POPEMOBILE Newmar X-Aire, VATICAN Lots of old motorcycles, Moto Guzzi Griso and Spyder F3 currently in the front row Young enough to play in the dirt as a retired farmer. contact me at rickeieio1@comcast.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray,IN Posted August 28, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2022 8 hours ago, Kirk W said: Ray, really? Are you coming out? Quote 2000 Winnebago Ultimate Freedom USQ40JD, ISC 8.3 Cummins 350, Spartan MM Chassis. USA IN 1SG retired;Good Sam Life member,FMCA ." And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you--ask what you can do for your country. John F. Kennedy 20 Jan 1961 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dblr Posted August 28, 2022 Report Share Posted August 28, 2022 Now that's funny!!!! Quote 2017 River Stone Legacy 38MB 2001 T2000 Kenworth 2009 Smart Passion ET Junior hitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderbust Posted September 7, 2022 Report Share Posted September 7, 2022 Haha! That's a good one - it gave me anxiety just reading that. I'm definitely on your husband's side about leaving keys in the ignition though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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