Brother Dan, have thy mercy, Father Boniface has banned me from the scriptorium and as my confessor has been very generous with the Hail Marys. The "Hare Affair" has been the talk of the monastery and there are bets on my purgatory time prior to the Heavenly Gate admittance, Brother Grim is the high bettor at the century mark. For those not familiar with my literary output and there are many, this is what got me in such hot water with Father Boniface.
Notwithstanding my prowess with Microsoft Word Boniface says it will be a while before they even let me do church announcements, indulgence absolutions contracts and wanted posters for King's warden.
I was wondering how the Finite Excrement Analysis came up. I must warn Brother Robert, he is arriving at the Rally with the Springfield clan and he is a serious proponent of that art with the latest version on his computer. If Boniface finds out he might try to reach the cardinal to start the excommunication process.
i lot of what i have to sell is not really crags list stuff. books, trains, other hobby stuff, etc. but a couple of the big things would need to be picked up at my driveway. but no way would i want them coming to my door, but the sheriffs office does have a dedicated spot for such.