franco-bolli Posted July 29, 2023 Report Share Posted July 29, 2023 I'll start a thread here to lighten things up a bit. Occasionally, I stumble into things that are funny, well, at least I think they're funny and have the need to share. IF you have something that tickles you, feel free to add on! Here's the first one... With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment,it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started. Quote +++++++++++_____________________________________+++++++++++ 2021 Ram 3500 2017 Arctic Fox 25W(to be traded??) HAM guy (Ke7FIX), photography, woodworking (mostly sawdust), Electronics Technician, USAF DAV Going where everyone has gone before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franco-bolli Posted July 29, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2023 I can't resist, I posted these on another web site.... Did you ever think about...Following your dreams, except the one where you're naked in church.--------------I have kleptomania, but when it get bad, I take something for it...----------------Sometimes, too much to drink isn't enough.(coyote morning?)---------------Kinky is using at featherPerverted is using the whole chicken.------------------------Heaven is Where:The Police are British,The Chefs are Italian,The Mechanics are German,The Lovers are FrenchandIt's all organized by the Swiss.Hell is Where:The Police are German,The Chefs are British,The Mechanics are French,The Lovers are SwissandIt's all organized by the Italians-------------------My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.Also, I've noticed my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.---------On the other hand,there are more fingers...--------------Sign seen entering Utah:Welcome to UtahSet your watch back 20 years...-------------- Quote +++++++++++_____________________________________+++++++++++ 2021 Ram 3500 2017 Arctic Fox 25W(to be traded??) HAM guy (Ke7FIX), photography, woodworking (mostly sawdust), Electronics Technician, USAF DAV Going where everyone has gone before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk W Posted July 29, 2023 Report Share Posted July 29, 2023 If you are buying a watch from Amazon, be warned! I learned the hard way that if it says that you can swim with it, that is only true if you are also able to swim without it. Quote Good travelin !...............KirkFull-time 11+ years...... Now seasonal travelers.Kirk & Pam's Great RV Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven@146 Posted July 30, 2023 Report Share Posted July 30, 2023 Oh, you guys are bad !! Quote Steve & Tami Cass, Fulltime Somewhere 2018 Ram 3500 DRW / 2019 Grand Design Solitude 3350RL S-Class. Texas Class A Drivers License Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franco-bolli Posted July 30, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2023 more odd thoughts....I may be schizophrenic,but at least I have each other.------------------I'm not your type.I'm not inflatable.----------------Preserve the Spotted Owl(in formaldehyde)-------------------When you work here,you can name your own salary.I named mine, "Harry".------------------Money isn't everything,but it sure keeps the kids in touch. ------------------- Rejected Idaho license plates (2021 version)IDFK8DIGBICKSHATB0XFAKEAWDJ4CK455PB4WEG0SNDNUDZWRECTUMIH8EWTINYPNYN0T GAYSTAYNCAP00BARUJEEPSHTBIGWANGI DGAFMANEATRBAD AZZHLLBLLYX X XPHATGUYVYAGRALIL PPF B0MBand many more I can't post here... Quote +++++++++++_____________________________________+++++++++++ 2021 Ram 3500 2017 Arctic Fox 25W(to be traded??) HAM guy (Ke7FIX), photography, woodworking (mostly sawdust), Electronics Technician, USAF DAV Going where everyone has gone before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franco-bolli Posted July 30, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2023 Entertainment in Idaho July 29th.... I guess I need to upload the pictures 1 at a time... 100kB limit and all.... Quote +++++++++++_____________________________________+++++++++++ 2021 Ram 3500 2017 Arctic Fox 25W(to be traded??) HAM guy (Ke7FIX), photography, woodworking (mostly sawdust), Electronics Technician, USAF DAV Going where everyone has gone before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franco-bolli Posted July 30, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2023 pix 2 Fun was had by all... Quote +++++++++++_____________________________________+++++++++++ 2021 Ram 3500 2017 Arctic Fox 25W(to be traded??) HAM guy (Ke7FIX), photography, woodworking (mostly sawdust), Electronics Technician, USAF DAV Going where everyone has gone before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franco-bolli Posted July 30, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2023 pix 3 NO injuries or real contact at the center of the figure 8, but plenty of rubbing in the corners!! Quote +++++++++++_____________________________________+++++++++++ 2021 Ram 3500 2017 Arctic Fox 25W(to be traded??) HAM guy (Ke7FIX), photography, woodworking (mostly sawdust), Electronics Technician, USAF DAV Going where everyone has gone before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franco-bolli Posted July 31, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2023 facts according to Snapple (the drink co) Children grow faster during springtime. Tug-of-war was an Olympic sport in the early 1900s. -------------- This one is for the geeks... 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321. --------------- Your big toe only has 2 bones and the rest have 3 ------------------ A group of jellyfish is called a smack. --------------- Some bears build nests in trees to sunbathe and rest. Quote +++++++++++_____________________________________+++++++++++ 2021 Ram 3500 2017 Arctic Fox 25W(to be traded??) HAM guy (Ke7FIX), photography, woodworking (mostly sawdust), Electronics Technician, USAF DAV Going where everyone has gone before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franco-bolli Posted August 3, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2023 (edited) Other thoughts last night..... Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited? When you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? Why are there Braille signs on drive up ATMs? When I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... I played a blank DVD at full volume. The mime next door complained! I put skylights in my place. The people who live above me are furious. Maybe I should keep my thoughts to myself... Edited August 3, 2023 by franco-bolli Quote +++++++++++_____________________________________+++++++++++ 2021 Ram 3500 2017 Arctic Fox 25W(to be traded??) HAM guy (Ke7FIX), photography, woodworking (mostly sawdust), Electronics Technician, USAF DAV Going where everyone has gone before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franco-bolli Posted August 3, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2023 Asking "do you remember when" Might not make sense if you're too Young... ------------------ Isn't great that you can still remember your childhood phone number, but not the password you created yesterday? I wonder what the part of my brain that used to remember peoples phone numbers, is doing now... ----------------- Hard to believe that I once had a phone attached to a wall.... When it rang, I'd pick it up without knowing who was calling. ----------------- My wife asked me to stop singing "I'm a Believer" by the Monkees because she found it annoying. At first, I Thought she was kidding, Then I saw her face... -------------------- When I was a kid we were forced to look up (GOOGLE) things with magical books, called encyclopedias. Look that up in your Funk and Wagnal... -------------------- I recall when a phone booth was a "mobile phone" when I was a kid.... ---------------------- I miss when the "Wizard of OZ" was an annual television event... Quote +++++++++++_____________________________________+++++++++++ 2021 Ram 3500 2017 Arctic Fox 25W(to be traded??) HAM guy (Ke7FIX), photography, woodworking (mostly sawdust), Electronics Technician, USAF DAV Going where everyone has gone before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franco-bolli Posted August 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2023 Today's inspirational thought A the grocery store, a bottle of water is a little more than $.50.A bottle of water at the GYM , is $2.00.That same water at the theater is at Least $3.00and $6.00 on an airplane.If you think of it, nothing changed except the value at the place of the purchase, it's still just water...SO, the next time you feel your worth is nothing,Maybe you're just in the wrong place! Quote +++++++++++_____________________________________+++++++++++ 2021 Ram 3500 2017 Arctic Fox 25W(to be traded??) HAM guy (Ke7FIX), photography, woodworking (mostly sawdust), Electronics Technician, USAF DAV Going where everyone has gone before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franco-bolli Posted August 5, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2023 Fun Facts for today:1. You can't see your ears without a mirror.2. You can't count your hair.3. You can't breath through your nose, with your tongue out.4. You just tried #36. When you did no.3 you realized that it is possible, only you looked like a dog.7. Your smiling now, because you were fooled..8. You skipped #59. You just checked to see if there's a #5.10. You're considering sharing this with your friends for fun. Quote +++++++++++_____________________________________+++++++++++ 2021 Ram 3500 2017 Arctic Fox 25W(to be traded??) HAM guy (Ke7FIX), photography, woodworking (mostly sawdust), Electronics Technician, USAF DAV Going where everyone has gone before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandsys Posted August 5, 2023 Report Share Posted August 5, 2023 2 hours ago, franco-bolli said: 3. You can't breath through your nose, with your tongue out.4. You just tried #36. When you did no.3 you realized that it is possible, only you looked like a dog.7. Your smiling now, because you were fooled.. I read these to my husband only to look up and see him sticking his tongue out. We both laughed. Linda Quote Blog: http://sandcastle.sandsys.org/ Former Rigs: Liesure Travel van, Winnebago View 24H, Winnebago Journey 34Y, Sportsmobile Sprinter conversion van Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franco-bolli Posted August 5, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2023 I heard this today... I don't really know what I'm doing with my wife or my kids so I'm the "Assistant Manager" of our family. MY wife is the Manager and I work as a Team, that's what the Assistant Manager does, even if I don't have the same understanding or enthusiasm for OUR policies. I tell the kids, " It doesn't really bother me either if you don't replace the toilet paper roll, But this is coming from cooperate! My hands are tied. I agree with you that the rolls should be stacked on the back of the toilet , I suggested that at the meeting but that idea was shot down." "It's important to you mother that if we're out of toilet paper, we do a 6' crouch walk to the cabinet to get the paper..." We need my wife to be in charge, so is so good at running our family. I am not! The only reason I get to be Assistant Manager, is I am Sleeping with the manager! That's also why we have so many employees. I can't be fired, I'm a Co-founder!" Quote +++++++++++_____________________________________+++++++++++ 2021 Ram 3500 2017 Arctic Fox 25W(to be traded??) HAM guy (Ke7FIX), photography, woodworking (mostly sawdust), Electronics Technician, USAF DAV Going where everyone has gone before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franco-bolli Posted August 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2023 Putt's Law: Technology is dominated by twoi types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage. Those who manage what they do not understand. ------------------ A reporter asked Mahatma Ghandi "Mr Ghandi, what do you think of Western Civilization?" Ghandi replied, " I think it would be a good idea!" ------------------- Captain Penny's law: You can fool all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time, but you can't fool Mom! ---------------- I've had one child. My Husband wants to have another. I'd like to watch him have another... ---------------- Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it's understood. Quote +++++++++++_____________________________________+++++++++++ 2021 Ram 3500 2017 Arctic Fox 25W(to be traded??) HAM guy (Ke7FIX), photography, woodworking (mostly sawdust), Electronics Technician, USAF DAV Going where everyone has gone before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandsys Posted August 10, 2023 Report Share Posted August 10, 2023 A mother saw her daughter about to do something dangerous so she yelled at her, "Alexa, stop!" And the music quit playing. Quote Blog: http://sandcastle.sandsys.org/ Former Rigs: Liesure Travel van, Winnebago View 24H, Winnebago Journey 34Y, Sportsmobile Sprinter conversion van Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franco-bolli Posted August 15, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2023 People have all kinds of pets and I just acquired a new one.He's really small so he's easy to keep.It's a pet termite.I've named him Clint.when he misbehaves, I use his full name.Clint Eatswood Quote +++++++++++_____________________________________+++++++++++ 2021 Ram 3500 2017 Arctic Fox 25W(to be traded??) HAM guy (Ke7FIX), photography, woodworking (mostly sawdust), Electronics Technician, USAF DAV Going where everyone has gone before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franco-bolli Posted August 15, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2023 Two for Tuesday...A Man discovered that a blood vessel on his wife's forehead would enlarge as the barometric pressure fell.He learned that he could predict rainstorms by observing her weather vein...------During a dark night in Killarney, a group of American Tourists huddled in Durty Nellie's pub. A local Irishman sidled up to one of the them and proposed a scheme to sell a cure for leprosy. "I'm Sorry" the American said stiffly. "I'm not Irish. I don't believe in leper cons." Quote +++++++++++_____________________________________+++++++++++ 2021 Ram 3500 2017 Arctic Fox 25W(to be traded??) HAM guy (Ke7FIX), photography, woodworking (mostly sawdust), Electronics Technician, USAF DAV Going where everyone has gone before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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