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A 90 y.o man comes home one day to find his 85 y.o. wife has decided to leave him for a younger man. He contemplates what to do with his remaining years and decides to go buy the Corvette he's always wanted. After getting on the freeway he pokes along at 45 mph but the thought occurs to him, "I'm 90 years old, my wife has just left me, and I only have a few years left. Let's see what this baby can do." Soon he's up to 60, then 70,80,90. Sure enough he looks in the rear view and the flashing blues are there. He pulls to the side of the road and the officer, obviously angry, walks up to the car and in a gruff voice says " what were you thinking,just give me one good reason why I shouldn't arrest you right now and I'll let you go". The crestfallen 90 y.o looks up, relates the story of his age, few short years left, wife leaving, and burning desire to own a Corvette. He then says to the officer " when I saw your lights in the mirror, damned if I didn't think you were bringing her back!"


So remember, Phil, the old geezers may have a good reason. Be safe and vigilant my friend.

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