fortytwo Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 Cleaning an old file cabinet I came across this Pearl of Wisdom I collected a couple of decades ago. Worth sharing. An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor.The manager there arranges for him to take an aptitude test(Section:Floors, sweeping and cleaning).After the test, the manager says, "You will be employed at minimumwage, $5.15 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address, so that I can sendyou a form to complete and tell you where to report for work on yourfirst day.Taken aback, the man protests that he has neither a computer noran e-mail address. To this the MS manager replies, "Well, then, thatmeans that you virtually don't exist and can therefore hardly expectto be employed.Stunned, the man leaves. Not knowing where to turn and having only$10 in his wallet, he decides to buy a 25 lb flat of tomatoes at thesupermarket. Within less than 2 hours, he sells all the tomatoesindividually at 100% profit. Repeating the process several timesmore that day, he ends up with almost $100 before going to sleepthat night. And thus it dawns on him that he could quite easilymake a living selling tomatoes. Getting up early every day andgoing to bed late, he multiplies his profits quickly.After a short time he acquires a cart to transport several dozenboxes of tomatoes, only to have to trade it in again so that he canbuy a pick-up truck to support his expanding business. By the endof the second year, he is the owner of a fleet of pick-up trucks andmanages a staff of a hundred former unemployed people, allselling tomatoes.Planning for the future of his wife and children, he decides to buysome life insurance. Consulting with an insurance adviser, hepicks an insurance plan to fit his new circumstances. At the endof the telephone conversation, the adviser asks him for his e-mailaddress in order to send the final documents electronically.When the man replies that he has no e-mail, the adviser is stunned,"What, you don't have e-mail? How on earth have you managed toamass such wealth without the Internet, e-mail and e-commerce?Just imagine where you would be now, if you had been connectedto the internet from the very start!"After a moment of thought, the tomato millionaire replied, "Why,of course! I would be a floor cleaner at Microsoft!"Moral of this story:1. The Internet, e-mail and e-commerce do not need to rule your life.2. If you don't have e-mail, but work hard, you can still become amillionaire.3. Seeing that you got this story via e-mail, you're probably closerto becoming a janitor than you are to becoming a millionaire.4. If you do have a computer and e-mail, you have already beentaken to the cleaners by Microsoft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al F Posted May 24, 2015 Report Share Posted May 24, 2015 Great story. But what's this about hard work. Don't I get stuff for just participating? Al & Sharon 2006 Winnebago Journey 36G 2020 Chevy Colorado Toad San Antonio, TX http://downtheroadaroundthebend.blogspot.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wa_desert_rat Posted May 24, 2015 Report Share Posted May 24, 2015 That's a nice story but it leaves out the details. Like how the cops came to arrest him because the store where he bought the tomatoes complained that he was selling them in their parking lot. Then the city prosecuted him for conducting business within the city without a business license. While he was in jail the state revenue department filed charges against him for not collecting sales tax for the tomatoes he sold. But one this is right... he won't need an email address in jail. WDR 1993 Foretravel U225 with Pacbrake and 5.9 Cummins with Banks 1999 Jeep Wrangler, 4" lift and 33" tires Raspberry Pi Coach Computer Ham Radio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Mayer Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Great story. But what's this about hard work. Don't I get stuff for just participating? "Participating"? NO, you don't have to participate. You only have to exist and be smart enough to apply for benefits. Jack & Danielle Mayer #60376 Lifetime Member Living on the road since 2000PLEASE no PM's. Email me. jackdanmayer AT gmail 2016 DRV Houston 44' 5er (we still have it) 2022 New Horizons 43' 5er 2016 Itasca 27N 28' motorhome 2019 Volvo 860, D13 455/1850, 236" wb, I-Shift, battery-based APU No truck at the moment - we use one of our demo units 2016 smart Passion, piggyback on the truck -------------------------------------------------------------------------See our website for info on New Horizons 5th wheels, HDTs as tow vehicles, communications on the road, and use of solar powerwww.jackdanmayer.com Principal in RVH Lifestyles. RVH-Lifestyles.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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