That's so bad ;-/ lol.
Hey but its a good idea. Let's have a joke fest. 24 hours of jokes. Let's keep it clean though. I'll start
A young girl was given the assignment in school to find out her mothers birthday.
So when she got home, she asked her mom how old she was. Her mom replied that it was not a question you were ever supposed to ask a lady.
So the next day in school she told her best friend she didn't know what to do because her mom wouldn't answer the question.
Her friend rolled her eyes and told her when she got home that night to get her mothers purse and find her mom's drivers license." It's like a report card for adults", she said.
So when she got home she dug through her mom's purse until she found her drivers license. She looked at it for a few minutes and then her mouth fell open. She thrust the drivers license back into the purse and stomped into the kitchen.
She says to her mom" Mom, I know how old you are!"
Mom say " oh really, and just how old am I?"
Little girl says " your 42 years old. And I know why you and dad got divorced!"
Mom says again "oh really!?"
Little girl says " you got an 'F' in sex!" :-)))