ijitterbug Posted April 3, 2015 Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 The following was heard on a local radio station and wanted to pass it on. On April 1, 2015 (April fool's day no less) A person called the radio station and stated that he had accidentally run over his wife's cat while backing out of his driveway. Fortunately, the cat suffered only a broken tail. This person stated that he immediately took the cat to a local Walmart. When asked why he took the cat to Walmart....... He stated, "I heard that Walmart was the world's largest retailer". There are only two kinds of people in the world.....Those who think they can, and those who think they cannot. They are both right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sushidog Posted April 3, 2015 Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 I'm glad he averted that cat-astrophe. I hope he didn't run over it with a Cat-illac - as he might have had to get it a cat scan. Chip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXiceman Posted April 3, 2015 Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 At least he was not crooked. Ken Amateur radio operator, 2023 Cougar 22MLS, 2022 F150 Lariat 4x4 Off Road, Sport trim <br />Travel with 1 miniature schnauzer, 1 standard schnauzer and one African Gray parrot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce t Posted April 3, 2015 Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 I love purrrrfect jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim & Alice Posted April 3, 2015 Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 Should have done a cat-scan before backing out. 2007 Dolphin Safe-T-Plus Steering Bar Our Blog: Click Here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeBeFulltimers Posted April 3, 2015 Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 All these corny remarks make me madder than a mashed cat! Fulltiming since September 1, 2010 2012 Ford F-350 PSD SRW Lariat Crew Cab 2012 Montana 3585SA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deezl Smoke Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 I always enjoy good clean humor. That one made me laugh. Thanks. I'm a work'n on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Folks Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 That is so bad it is funny! Camping Rig: 2005 Dodge 3500 - Dually- Cummins 2006 Outback 27 RSDS Two rescue dogs: A Catahoula mix & a Chihuahua mix. Fulltimer since 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscarvan Posted April 5, 2015 Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 That dude was felying backing out! Previously a 2017 Forest River, Berkshire 38A, "The Dragonship". https://dragonship.blog/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollytrolley Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 What is all this Cat-0-Wolling about.......... 97 Freightshaker Century Cummins M11-370 / 1350 /10 spd / 3:08 /tandem/ 20ft Garage/ 30 ft Curtis Dune toybox with a removable horse-haul-module to transport Dolly-The-Painthorse to horse camps and trail heads all over the Western U S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
budeneighe Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 Don't be catty! RVBuddys Journal Our progress into full-timing.Budd & Merrily ===-> SKP# 088936 Other Websites:---> Hub of all my blogsClifford - 2000 VNL64T770 :: DakotR - 1999 C40KS King of the Road :: $PRITE - 2013 Smart Passion w/cruise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim & Alice Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 All this humor is leaving us in-cat-acipated ! 2007 Dolphin Safe-T-Plus Steering Bar Our Blog: Click Here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch&Di Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 X's 2. Hugs, Di That is so bad it is funny! SKP #480482015 single Cab Ram 3500 Dually. Aisan Transmission, 410 gear. Pace Edwards automatic roll top cover. AMP running boards & tailgate step.1996/2010 Triple Slide Carriage, Mor/Ryde Suspension, Kodiak Disc Brakes, Big Foot Leveling System & Plug It Right Stabilizers.www.plugitright.com Plug It Right Stabilizer, TST, Quadra Big Foot Lever Tailgate Easy Lift Distrubitorshttp://www.plugitright.com/5thwheelREDO.html e-mail: plugitright@gmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce t Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 Sometimes humor just leaves me feline sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wa_desert_rat Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 That joke catapulted me into a good mood.... Such a good tail.... although a bit kinky... WDR 1993 Foretravel U225 with Pacbrake and 5.9 Cummins with Banks 1999 Jeep Wrangler, 4" lift and 33" tires Raspberry Pi Coach Computer Ham Radio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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