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6 hours ago, sandsys said:

A dog, looking out a window, asks, "Why are all the humans wearing muzzles?"

I like that, couldn't find the button though__.😉

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Saw this and couldn't stop chuckling. "I went outside to check on my plants. I felt something cold and wet on my arm. I looked down and saw a mosquito using a wet wipe before he bit me."

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On 5/6/2020 at 2:26 PM, sandsys said:

Sing on a book store, "All post-apocalyptic books have been moved to current affairs."

This is definitely a good one.

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I got pulled over in the HOV lane for driving alone. I explained that because of social distancing my passenger was in the vehicle behind me.

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It's gardening season. Five weeks ago I planted myself on the sofa and I have gown considerably.

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I guess I'm just a cantankerous old guy. When I find myself in a long line at Walmart I just cough and fake a sneeze or two suddenly I'm at the front of the line  

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  This virus lockdown is very troubling.

 

 

  Even the fish are in lockdown. Went fishing yesterday and apparently they were not going out to eat yet. As I did not have one strike.

 

  Have a wonderful day,   Vern

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3 hours ago, Kirk W said:

If you hear the rumor about peanut butter, please, don't spread it!

Does that apply to both crunchy and smooth?

Ken

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